Physics

So I'm playing Age of Conan with my cousin and we just zone out of that big place with all the picts unsure what it's called, it's near tortage. Anyway I'm a female cimmerian and generally like to take my shirt off because of epic boobs and such, so I say to him "STREAK TIME WOOO!!" I take off my top and go running then I say "Dude this game has booby physics" he responds and says "No way" I'm like yeah dude look, so he catches up to me and he tells me to start running so he can see and he runs with me and we both cross this bridge with lava under it on the way to tortage. He was so caught up examining my booby physics that he fell into the lava and died. I was like "YOU GOT KILLED BY MY BOOBS DUDE" I could not stop laughing I almost had a heart attack lol.